And he there he meets a Caucasian man a Chinese man and a Indian man .
Jesus walks up to the Chinese man who has a fractured arm and a cast
Jesus : "here son let me heal you "
* touches the man's arm and heals him. *
Chinese man: "Thanka ayu so mach"
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Jesus walks up to the Indian man who has a fractured finger
Jesus : "here let me help"
*Jesus touches the man's finger *
Indian man: " dank you Jesus dank you "
Jesus walks up to the Caucasian man who has a fractured leg .
Jesus : "I can help with that "
*Jesus approaches the man *
*Caucasian man very quickly steps back*
Caucasian : "No no no no no please don't touch that I need that for my settlement.
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