...when he sees a crowd of angry, shouting citizens throwing stones at a young woman.
*"What is the meaning of this?"* Jesus asks the men.
"We are stoning this whore," says one of the men at the front of the crowd.
Jesus walks in between the bleeding whore and the angry mob, holds up his hand, and says *"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."*
From the back of the crowd, a stone comes flying through the air and smacks the whore perfectly on the cheek, knocking her unconscious.
*"Dammit, Mom, I'm trying to make a point here."*
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