"Matthew! Matthew! Come to me, I have something I need to tell you." Matthew is standing in the crowd, so he starts pushing everyone out of the way. "Come quick, I do not have much time!" Jesus yells. Matthew continues, and gets pretty beaten up on the way, but finally, he makes it up there to the cross. "What is it?" he asks.
Jesus replies "Look, look far out there in the distance..." "What? What is it?" Matthew says.
"Matthew, I can see your house from up here!"
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