He thinks hitchhiking could be fun, so he disguises himself as an average looking American and flies down from heaven onto a highway in Nebraska. He sticks his thumb out and after a little while, an 18-wheeler pulls over to offer a ride. He climbs in the cab, tells the driver he's headed west and off they go. They're driving along chatting and having an enjoyable ride when the trucker asks the hitchhiker if he's hungry. He is, so the trucker graciously splits his tuna sandwich and gives half to his passenger. A little while later the driver asks him if he's thirsty and offers to split his can of Coke with the hitchhiker. They're riding along enjoying each others' company and after another twenty miles or so, the trucker says "Now that we've had lunch, how about dessert?" He pulls a big fat joint from the glove box and gives it to his passenger, but warns him that it is especially strong weed. Disguised Jesus thinks to himself "Fuck it.. I'm on vacation" and lights it up and takes a big toke. Jesus is enjoying the buzz and is reflecting on how nice this trucker has been to him when it occurs to him that he hasn't even introduced himself. He turns to the trucker and says "You've been so kind to me, offering me a ride, offering me food and drink, and sharing this joint with me, and I haven't even introduced myself."
The trucker replies "Shit man, me either... I'm Larry."
Jesus turns to him and says "Thank you for your hospitality Larry. I am Jesus, the only son of God, and you are living like a true Christian."
Larry hears this, turns to Jesus and with a big grin on his face says "See! I told you that weed was some good shit!"
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