One day, both Jesus and Satan got into an argument over who was better at computers. This debate lasted for so long that God decided to step in and declare a contest - each would compete against the other in a series of computer-related tasks to determine computer superiority once and for all. God would be the judge, and to be fair the contest would be held in Hell.
So, the contest began. Both Jesus and Satan did Paint, PowerPoints and spreadsheets. They did programming, hacking, stuff with databases, and many, many more computer-related tasks. It was an epic battle that lasted for hours.
But at the end, just when each was putting the finishing touches on their final tasks, lightning flashed overhead and the power went out. The computers finally, and slowly, booted back up, but the Devil screamed "It's gone! It's all gone!" as he clicked frantically through his documents. He turned to scream some more, only to see Jesus quietly printing off all his work.
"Wait, wait! He cheated!" yelled Satan at God. "How did he do that?!?"
And God shrugged and replied, "Jesus saves."
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