Jesus and Moses Sit On A Boat Enjoying Retirement

**JESUS** Hey Moses, do you still, you know..... have it?

**MOSES** Have it?

**JESUS** Ya Ya.... You know.... That "trick" you used to do.

**MOSES** Oh buddy, I've still got it.

Moses moves to the front of the boat, shakes out his hands, claps them together and slowly separates them. The lake parts and the boat sits between two enormous waves. Moses holds the water with extreme precision for a 10 count, and slams the waves back together.

**JESUS** WOW! Not bad for an old timer.

**MOSES** Well listen there J-Star, I wasn't gonna bring it up, but since you started it, do YOU still have it?

**JESUS** Moses...... I'm Jesus Christ. OF COURSE I still have it. Fundamentally I have to have it or you can't have it, ya know?

**MOSES** Well the shoreline is only about 50 feet, I suppose you could --

Before Moses can get the rest of his sentence out of his mouth, Jesus sets down his wine, casts off his robe, moves to the front of the boat, and takes his first step out into the water...

*SPLASH* Jesus sinks like a stone. Not ever having to be much of a swimmer, Jesus flails to the surface of the water and Moses reaches overboard and hauls him back up.

**MOSES** What happened ?!?

**JESUS** Last time I did this, I didn't have holes in my feet!