Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days. and Moses says Yeah sure. So Jesus gets up and says I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one. So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him. Moses then says What's the problem? and Jesus says, I think its the holes in my feet!
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