Clinton was at a fund raiser. He had to take a leak so he went to the bathroom, stepped up to a toilet and whipped it out.
Just then Jessie Jackson walked in, went to the toilet next to Clinton and took his out.
Clinton looked down and said "Geez, Jessie, how the heck did you get such a big cock?"
Jessie said "Easy, every time I am about screw, I slap my dick on the bed post four times, as hard as I can".
Clinton put this in the back of his little mind. When Clinton went home, he saw Hillary sound asleep. Bill felt the urge, so he whipped little willie out and slapped it real hard four times against the bed post.
At that time, Hillery said "Is that you Jessie?"
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