Jerry Falwell


Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton . . .
. . . on a recent airplane flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight
attendant came around for drink orders.


The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before
him. The attendant then asked Mr. Falwell if he too would like a drink.


The Reverend Mr. Falwell replied in disgust, "Madam, I'd rather be savagely
raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips!"
Hearing that, the President handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize there was a choice. I'll have what he's having."

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