Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended. He must have done something that even the BBC find inexcusable

Instead of having...

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and...

How do you make a...

You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.

A man wakes up...

Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on...

Left or right handed

Teacher "You don't know if you're left or right handed? - Well which hand do...

What can't...

Even

Why did the...

The punchlines were too long.

How does Moses...

Hebrews

On Divorce

Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached... Tis better to have loved...

If you could have...

Black and blue of course. ... The girl, not the car. (Courtesy of my son,...

Chinese Irony

There typically are a lot of Chinese tourists downtown in the Summer. I saw...