The train enters a tunnel and in the darkness the sound of a slap rings out. When the train comes out the Frenchman is rubbing his bruised cheek.
The Frenchman thinks, "The Englishman must have tried to kiss Jennifer and she slapped me by mistake."
Jennifer Lawrence thinks, "The Frenchman must have tried to kiss me, but accidentally kissed the Englishman and got slapped in return."
And the Englishman thinks, "This is great, every time we go into a tunnel I get to slap that French asshole."
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