But he did not know about it and his family did. They were afraid that if they told him he would have a heart attack, so they chose his favourite brother Ted to tell him easily.
"If you won 20 million dollars, what would you do with them?" Said Ted.
"I would give you half of them" said Jeff.
Today is Ted`s funeral.
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