The Famous French Flying Ace, Jean Pierre François, was on a date with a beautiful lady. Things were going extremely well so Jean Pierre invited her back to his house. Upon arrival, they moved straight to the sofa where they promptly began kissing passionately.
All of a sudden, Jean Pierre grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it on her lips. "What are you doing?!", she shouted.
"I am Jean Pierre François, the Famous French Flying Ace. When I kiss your lips, I want to taste the crispness of the Sauvignon Blanc."
A bit strange, but whatever, it's Jean Pierre François and she's really into this.
He moves down her neck, kissing her softly all the way to her breasts. He then grabs a bottle of red wine and pours it over her nipples and continues kissing.
"What are you doing?!", she said.
"I am Jean Pierre François, the Famous French Flying Ace. When I kiss your bosoms, I want to taste the aromatic grape of the Bordeaux region." Again, a bit strange but it's Jean Pierre after all.
He continues kissing her, moving down to her belly button before he grabs a bottle of champagne and pours it in and continues kissing her.
"What are you doing?!", she cries out.
"I am Jean Pierre François, the Famous French Flying Ace. When I kiss your navel, I want to feel the bubbles sparkling against my lips."
This is getting strange but she's really turned on at this point so she lets him continue.
He keeps kissing her, passing her stomach and moving down to her special place. All of a sudden he grabs a bottle of cognac, pours it on her and sets her on fire.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" She screamed.
"I am Jean Pierre François, the Famous French Flying Ace, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
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