Jean-Pierre and his brodeur Claude are de number one and number two truck drivers in all the proveince de Quebec. Dhey have driven trucks for more dhan dhirty years together but dhey hear the money is better in Ontario so dhey try to get a job dhere.
Employer: "So Jean Pierre, I see you and your brother have hauled large goods provincially and internationally and have extensive experience.
Jean Pierre: Oui, monsieur. Me and my brodeur Claude are da number one and number two truck drivers in all the proveince de Quebec.
Employer: Ok, what I want to do now is test your driving knowledge. Let's say you are hauling 35,000 lbs of strapped steel, with your brother in the sleeper, and you come over a rise to see a steep hill in front with a large tree blocking the road down below. You apply the brakes but discover that your air brakes have failed. What do you do?
Jean-Pierre: Dat's easy Monsieur! I wake my brodeur Claude!
Employer: You what? Why on earth would you wake your brother Claude?
Jean-Pierre: Easy, he's never seen accident dat bad before.
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