Joe and Wendy head to Jamaica for their honeymoon. Joe decides to enshrine his commitment to his new wife by tattooing her name on his penis. He has it done while Wendy is out shopping and decides to surprise her with it when they head to the nude beach later that day. As they walk to the beach, Wendy says she needs to use the restroom and tells Joe to go on ahead. He starts setting up and as he's about to remove his clothes he notices a Jamaican native laying on a towel soaking up the sun in the buff. Joe also notices that this Jamaican fellow has the name "Wendy" tattoo'd on his penis and gets curious. He asks the native "Sir, are you also married to a woman named Wendy? I couldn't help but notice your tattoo." To which the man replies "Nooo manh, dis says 'Welcome to Jamaica, and have a nice day.'"
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