As I empty the last of the grains of the fine blue powder into my cup i take a breath, and throw it back. I open my mac. Heart attack. Just kidding, but slowly the internet pulls me into its adhd driven system. It's like doing acid on a screen. Except no acid. Wish I had some acid. Fucking preworkout I wanna do something but the music and the internet. The internet. Fuck the internet. I love you.
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