John - Oooh, I am so sorry dude. How did he passed?
Jack - He fell from the balcony.
John - And smashed to the ground?
Jack - No, there was a dust-cart belove.
John - So he suffocated?
Jack - No, he bounced off of it.
John - And hit to the building?
Jack - No, he bounced from the strings on the balcony.
John - He must have a heart attack then?
Jack - No he just...
John - What dude what! WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Jack - I got bored of watching him so just shot the motherfucker.
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