Jack and Paul are best friends. Jack has just gotten married and is preparing to go on vacation with his new wife. He has saved it for marriage, and it will be his first time ever having sex. He says to Paul, "I don't know what I'm going to do, I've never done this before."
Paul replies,"Don't worry, I'll stay in the hotel room next to yours. If you need help, just shout."
Once in the hotel room, Jack and his wife prepare to have sex. When Jack goes to the bathroom, his wife realizes she has to shit really badly. Not wanting to disturb Jack, she shits in a shoebox. When Jack exits the bathroom he steps in the shoebox and cries out "This box is full of shit!"
From the other room, Paul yells "Turn her over!"
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