Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn't have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. Sure, said Izzard. There a mirror around here? There's one on the wall right beside you, said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved a sigh of relief. Yep! he said. It's me, all right!
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