I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball.

Why does the...

Because izquierda going right.

A Dutch, English...

A Dutch, English and Chinese man survive a boat accident and wash up on an...

There are two...

Those who pee in the shower and dirty feckin liars!

Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

I have a cramp in...

could you rub it for me?

Commitment...

Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my...

On his 70th...

The coupon paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation...

Which Hollywood...

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

The pencil and...

What did the pencil say to the eraser? Nothing, pencils can't talk!

Night Shift

During work Mike and John are chatting, Mike: "I've been taking night...