BOY: Is your heart surgery today?
GIRL: Yeah.
BOY: Just remember that I LOVE YOU so much.
GIRL: I LOVE YOU more. Thank you.
After the heart surgery, the girl was saddened to see only her father who was sitting beside her as she woke up
GIRL: Dad, where is he?
DAD: YOU DID NOT KNOW WHO DONATED YOUR HEART!?
GIRL: Oh my God!
And the girl started to cry.
DAD: JOKE! He’s just in the CR, pooping.
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