and he's on a Mediterranean cruise. His breakfast table assignment is with a Frenchman. Neither speak the other's language. The first day, the latter's first words to Paddy are "bon appetite", and the former responds "Paddy Murphy." This exact exchange happens the next day as well. The third day Paddy arrives first at the table and the French waiter who has witnessed these exchanges, says to him "Monsieur, when he says 'bon appetite' it means 'have a good meal' . That is not his name." Paddy says, "oh, I see. Thanks!" When the Frenchman arrives, Paddy says "Bon Appetite!" and the Frenchman responds, "Paddy Murphy!"
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