And 3 prisoners are to be executed on the public squared that day; An artist, a cook and an engineer. The artists walks up to the guillotine bows down and prays to god. The burrow releases the blade and it stops 10 centimeters above the artist's head. They try and try but the blade won't fall all the way down. The artists looks up and says "If the guillotine doesn't work, it's god's will that I continue to paint." The burrow has no other option and releases the artist. Next, the cook walks up to the guillotine, bows down and prays to god. The burrow releases the blade and there again, the blade falls short. The burrow tries and tries again and the cook finally ends up saying "If the guillotine doesn't work, it's god's will that I continue to cook." The burrow once again has to let the cook go. Finally, the last prisoner, the engineer, walks up to the guillotine, bows down and says his last words. The burrow releases the blade and once again, the blade falls short. The engineer looks up and says "Hey, I can fix that!"
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