Yeah, it is a big party, picnic and parade day in the US. Get fat, drunk and stupid. It's what our soilders would have wanted.
I don't have much to celebrate though.
My Dad came back from Vietnam.
He came back, but he's not the same anymore.
Dad said that he saw a lot of action but can't talk about it.
Mom says he has to sleep on the couch because of PSTD.
I told my friend and he said it was P-T-S-D for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and that lots of soldiers get it.
Later, I told my Mom but she said it was P-S-T-D for Penis Sexually Transmitted Disease and he can't go on any more business trips to Vietnam.
Dad just sits on the couch nowadays and stares into space with
a big grin on his face.
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