Last week I was on a plane flying from Boston to New York, as we are sitting there on the tarmac waiting for takeoff. The pilot comes on the intercom as says “this is going to be a 30 minute flight and the temperature in New York is 50 degrees”.
After which he puts down the intercom, not realizing he had forgot to turn it off. You can hear everything that is happening in the cockpit. The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says “what I could really use right now is: a cup of coffee and a blowjob”.
After he says this the stewardess books it to the cockpit, and I say:
“Don’t forget the coffee.”
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