It's a well-known historical fact that Hitler lost WWII because he was ignorant of the severity of Russian winters...

On one of the first days of the German offensive into Russia, a strange form of precipitation began to fall.

Fascinated, Hitler asked his high command, "What are these white rocks falling from the sky?"

To which a general replied, "It's hail, Hitler."

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