It's a day before prom, and Jimmy realizes he still hasn't gotten his tux yet.

It's a day before prom, and Jimmy realizes he still hasn't gotten his tux yet. So, he goes all the way downtown to the tux store and when he opens the door there's a huge long tux line. Apparently everyone in town waited until the last possible minute to rent a tux, which shouldn't be that surprising for a 17 year old boy.
So he waits and he waits and he waits and finally he gets his tux when he over hears two boys talking about their dates and he thinks "Shit! I need to get a corsage."
So Jimmy heads on down to the florist and of course there is a huge long corsage line. This too, of course shouldn't be surprising as flowers will die and you don't want to buy them too early. He waits and waits and finally he has his flowers. When he's leaving the shop he overhears two ladies looking at flowers and talking about wedding transportation and Jimmy groans and thinks "I need a limo."
Wouldn't you know it, prom season is prime wedding season as well, and when he gets to the rental agency theres a huge long limo line. Jimmy spends even longer waiting in the limo line than the other shops, it's nearly dark when he finally gets his limo.
Jimmy is relieved to finally have everything he needs for the prom and phones his girlfriend Penny to tell her the good news. Penny asks "Did you get the prom tickets?" Jimmy starts to panic when Penny laughs and told him she got them a week ago and scolds him for waiting so long to reserve everything.
The night of the prom arrives and when Jimmy and Penny get to the prom theres a huge long prom line to get in, because of course in this day and age they need to search the prom goers for drugs and alcohol and weapons. Jimmy submits to a pat down and goes into the prom.
Penny says lets go dance for a bit, and after some hard core boogying, Penny suggests they eat. Jimmy agrees and follows her to the buffet table where there's a huge long buffet line. So they wait and they wait getting hungrier and more impatient until they are finally laden with food and make there way to their table.
They had just begun to eat when Penny realizes she forgot drinks, to which Jimmy insists upon getting for the both of them. He heads over the the drinks table and there is no punch line.