A German spy, Italian spy, and Russian spy are all caught while on duty and are going to be interrogated. They are being held in a prison cell with no windows and barely any food. The German spy goes first. He is sat down in a chair with his hands tied. He resists being tortured for 2 hours, before he finally is broken and gives up who he is working for. When he goes back to the cell, the other spies are impressed with how long he lasted. The Russian spy goes next. He is vigorously tortured for 12 hours, until he finally is broken and gives up who he is working for. When he is sent back to his cell, the other spies wonder how he lasted for so long. Then the Italian spy is sent to the interrogation room. He is tied down and tortured for, an hour, 2 hours, 4 hours, 12 hours, a day, after 4 days of torture, he still had not given up who he was working for. He is sent back to his cell. The German and the Russian are baffled at how he managed to survive 4 days of torture and not give up any info. When they asked him how he did it, he said, "I tried to talk, but I could not move my hands."
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