It will be a first no matter who wins the US presidential elections this year. If Hillary wins she'll be first woman. If Bernie wins he'll be first 'Jew'. If Trump wins...

A man knows he is...

... but doesn't like any of his children or relatives. So he calls together...

What do you call...

A leperchaun!

'Twas The Night...

'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual...

When is a one not...

When it's too

I don't drink...

...or any less, still too much.

John Kallam...

John Kallam graduated with a BA in criminology and entered the U.S. Army....

Oh, jokes from 7...

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls ("like bagels, get it...

What do you call...

Kinder Surprise!

If I had a dollar...

I'd be laughing my way to the bank.

Jesus was making...

when he noticed a wizened, white-haired old man sitting in a corner looking...