... and while going through his route, caring residents would see him and give him a gift for all of his hard work over the years.
He received nothing extraordinary until he reached a house where there happen to live a very attractive trophy wife. She swung the door open upon his revival, handing him a card while ushering him inside for breakfast. She led him to her kitchen where a massive breakfast had been prepared. Since he usually ate after his done with his route was completed, and wasn't worried about being timely on his last day, he sat down and enjoyed the breakfast.
Once done eating, to his disbelief, she then led him to her bedroom where she stripped naked and gave him more sexual pleasure than he had had in years.
Once finished, he had to know why she would do so much for her postal carrier which is so often taken for granted. She simply explained, "Well I asked my husband what we should get you for your years of service. He said, "Fuck him, give him a card," and the breakfast was my idea."
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