...and his boss, being not an arsehole, tells him that it's okay to ask him questions if he runs into trouble. His first customer of the day, an Italian with a strong accent, is after a personal loan, but doesn't have that much in the way of assets or a decent credit rating so Patrick is iffy on granting the loan straightaway, but asks the customer if he has any collateral.
"Oh-a, just a few knick-knacks, I'm afraid, I'm-a not-a sure they'll be-a worth much..."
"Well, you obviously thought that they might be worth something or you wouldn't have mentioned them," Patrick replies, "so why don't you go get them and I'll have a look."
The potential customer headed out of the bank to grab his collateral, passing by Patrick's boss on the way out, and Patrick quickly explained the circumstances. His boss is a little more dismissive of the knick-knacks than Patrick (and Patrick knows that the boss is somewhat dismissive of 'wogs' in general) but the customer's gone to get them anyways, so the boss headed back to his office but left the door open to observe Patrick and the customer, now returning with a scruffy wooden box.
Patrick looked askance at the box as the customer puts it down on the desk, but then his jaw dropped in astonishment as the box is opened to reveal what looks like a Faberge egg in near perfect condition. As Patrick is desperately trying to recover his composure, he hears his boss yell out from the office:
"What a knick-knack, Paddy Whack! Give the wog a loan!"
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