It was my first time riding a plane...

I was so nervous, and it was showing I was very uncomfortable...

A good-looking stewardess, approached me and asked if I was feeling okay, and If I needed anything. I said no, I was fine, it was my first time riding a plane and was just nervous. She smiled and said, "Ah perhaps you should listen to some music", then she walked away.

So I took out my phone, and played A7x in full blast, which disturbed everyone around me, as I did not have any earphones. Again the flight attendant approached me and asked,

"Would you like some headphones?"

I looked up to her at amazement and shock and said,

"yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"

(end)
ba-dum-tiss

I'll see myself out