It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. What will you have? the bartender asked. I'll have a glass of blood, the first replied. I'll have a glass of blood, too, please, said the second. I'll have a glass of plasma, said the third. OK, let me get this straight, the bartender said. That'll be two bloods and a blood light?
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