It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked. Doing my Christmas shopping early, replied the defendant. That's no offense, replied the judge. How early were you doing this shopping? Before the store opened, countered the prisoner.
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