A sodden man walks into an inn and rings the bell. Rain pours off his beard as he waits on the innkeeper. A few moments pass.
"Can I help you?"
The man throws some items on the counter. The innkeeper takes inventory, noting a silver piece and 3 nails.
The man stretches, his arms out sideways, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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