A man goes to the specialist and says, Specialist, wherever I touch, it harms.
The specialist asks, What do you mean?
The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it truly stings. On the off chance that I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my brow, it ridiculously stings.
The specialist says, I realize what's the matter with you - you've broken your finger!
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