To his misfortune upon his arrival, he caught a horrid case of strep throat and was framed for murder. On his day in court he reflected on being part god/part human and he wanted to get himself out of this ill fated event. No miracles. So, he decided to represent himself in front of the jury, but he could not speak due to his illness. Then the brilliant idea struck him, "why not use sign language to plead my innocence?", he thought to himself. He then proceeded to explain his alibi. He was Jesus, the Messiah , the son of God, and of course his peers would believe him. Shortly after his plea to the court he was convicted of murder. It turned out his story was full of holes.
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