Sean Connery's barber thwarted two ISIS assassination attempts while Sean was in his chair.
Later, a reported said "Mr Connery, it seems as though your barber got you out of two predicaments"
to which Sean replied, "More like, my bahbah shaved my assh! Twiyshhe!"
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