Joke 1: So two fitness junkies are chatting when one says to the other, "hey, what kind of supplements do you use?" The other respond by saying "I don't use any, bro!" Fitness junkie number one asks, "not even protein powder?" Fitness junkie number two then says "nope, none!" Fitness junkie number one, noticing the rather large muscles of fitness junkie number, responds in awe, "no whey..."
Joke 2: Nick Carter is walking through a GNC, looking to buy some whey powder. He sees two options, chocolate and strawberry, of which he prefers chocolate. As he makes his way to the jar of chocolate whey powder, somebody else comes out of nowhere and grabs the last one! Nick, defeated, grabs the strawberry powder, looks at his enemy, and says quietly: "I wanted... that whey"
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