Is it me Jesus?

Jesus and his disciples are sitting down together for the last supper. After a good amount of wine and food, Jesus stands up to address his friends.

"This has been excellent, but I have come to know that one of you will betray me." Jesus says.

There was an awkward silence that was broken by John, "Is it me, Jesus?" John asks.

Jesus looks at John lovingly and says "John, my friend, you are a fine man. I know you would never do that to me"

Peter raisins his hand "Is it me Jesus?"

Jesus looks at Peter like a little brother, only love in his eyes. "Peter, you are one of my most devoted followers, you will someday lead the masses with my message of love and peace. You could never do such a thing"

Judas looks to Jesus and says "Is it me Jesus?"

Jesus just narrows his eyes at judas and in a bad impression of judas says "is it me Jesus?" And sits back down.

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