Irving is a Jewish widower who is getting up in years. His family is worried it may be time for Irving to go to a nursing home. They arrange for him to spend a weekend in a nursing home to see how he adjusts to it.
His eldest son Sheldon takes him to the home on Friday and tells his father he'll be back to pick him up Monday.
Monday comes and Sheldon comes back to pick up his father. "How was your weekend here, Dad?" he asks.
Irving: "It's not bad here. There's more women than man and there's so many characters here and they all have nicknames."
"Like what?" Sheldon asks.
"Well," irving says, you see that lad in the motorized wheelchair over there? She drives that thing at max speed all day long up and down the hallway, in and out of rooms. They call her Racecar Harriet."
"You see that guy over there eating chips. He's got a ravenous appetite and eats everything he can get his hands on. If you don't watch him he'll steal food right off your plate. They call him Gluttonous George."
"Do you have a nickname yet, Dad?" asks Sheldon.
"Yes," says Irving, smiling. "They call me The Fucking Jew."
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