An Irish man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender comes around are starts telling everyone the bar is closing, so the Irish man gets up and falls straight on the floor. He lifts himself back up on the chair and asks the bartender for a glass of water. He takes a few sips and tries to sober up, and once again goes to stand and falls over.
He decides he needs some fresh air, so he crawls outside and takes a few deep breathes. He tries to stand up but once again falls on the ground.
He decides fuck this, I'm crawling home.
The next morning while he is asleep, his wife kicks open the door and starts yelling ' You been out drinking again?'
'What the bloody hell you talking about' he says
'The pub called, you left your wheelchair down there again!'
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