Irish Philosophy

There are only two things you need to worry about in life;

Either you are well, or you are sick.

If you are well, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then there's two things to worry about;

Either you will get better, or you will get worse.

If you will get better, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you get worse, then there's two things to worry about;

Either you will live, or you will die.

If you are going to live, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are going to die, then there's two things to worry about;

Either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell.

If you go to heaven then there's nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell...



You'll be so damn busy shaking all your friends' hands you won't have time to worry, so why worry?