Paddy an Mick are sitting at the bus stop.
They see a truck drive by loaded with turf.
Paddy says to Mick
'That's while I'll do when I'm rich Mick'
Paddy;
'Whats that Mick?'
Mick;
'Send me grass away to get cut'
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