Irish guy named Shaughn walks into a bar in County Clare. He orders three beers, sits by himself, and drinks them. The pub keeper thinks it is strange but doesn't say anything. He does this every afternoon for the next 6 months. He comes in, orders three beers, and drinks them by himself. Finally the pub keeper has to ask why he does this and Shaughn replies, "I have two brothers and one lives in the US and one in Australia. We have vowed that whenever we drink we will have a beer for the other two as well." Soon the guy becomes a local celebrity. He becomes known as "Three Beers Shaughn". Everyone is touched by his sentiment to his brothers. Until one February day he walks in and orders two beers and drinks them down. The pub keeper is very worried. He thinks something must have happened to one of his brothers. The next day, the same thing happens. And then the next. The pub keeper feels like he needs to ask him if everyone is okay. Shaughn replies, "no worries, Laddy. My brothers are alive and well. In fact, these two beers are for them. I have given up drinking for Lent".
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