DJ: "So the game we are playing today is 'Match The Word' where you give me a word then spell it and us it in a sentence".
DJ: "Our first caller is Danny, hello there Danny and what is your word"?
Danny: "Hello there my word is 'Goan' G.. O.. A.. N..".
DJ: "How would you use this word in a sentence Danny"?
Danny: "Goan feckoff!"
[Telephone line goes dead].
DJ: "Oh I'm terribly sorry listeners, sometimes we just have to deal with idiots. Lets go to the next caller".
DJ: "Hello Mary and what's your word"?
Mary: "Hello there my word is 'Troll' T.. R.. O.. L.. L..".
DJ: "Ok Mary and how would you use your word"?
Mary: "There's always a troll."
DJ: "That's fantastic Mary I think you're in the lead here".
DJ: "Ok listeners lets go to caller number 3 who is another Danny, wow lot's of Dannys today. Go ahead Danny what's your word"?
Danny2: "My would would be 'Smee' spelt S.. M.. E.. E..".
DJ: "I'm not sure I've heard that one before Danny, how would you use it in a sentence"?
Danny2: "Smee again, goan feckoff!"
[Telephone line goes dead].
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