I went to a restaurant once that had a game in the lobby you could play. The sign said "Test Your IQ: 25 cents!" While I waited for my table I decided to give it a try. I put my quarter in and on the screen it said press A or B. There were two buttons there so I decided to press A. The screen then said "You're an idiot, -25 cents, GAME OVER". I stood there for a second thinking about why this happened and I decided to try again and press B this time. The screen then said "You're still an idiot, -50 cents, GAME OVER".
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