IQ

At a party, Albert Einstein introduces himself to the first
person he sees and immediately asks, "What is your IQ?" "241,"
the man replies. "Wonderful!" Albert says. "We will talk about
the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe.
We will have much to discuss!"


Albert then introduces himself to a woman nearby, asking, "And
what is your IQ?" The lady answers, "144." "Great!" says Albert.
"We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much
to discuss!"


Moving around the room, Albert pulls aside another man and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert lets
go of his arm and takes his hand to shake it, saying, "Hello Mr.
President!"