There are three investigators in training. They have to look at a side profile picture for a short time and pick out an interesting detail to recognize them. The first man looks at the picture and says: "that man only has one eye!" Of course the trainer is furious and says: "you idiot! You only see one eye because its only one side of his face!" The second man says: "this man has only one ear!" Again the trainer is mad: "you idiot! That's because its only one side of his face!!"
Finally, it's the last trainee's turn: "I say that he wears contact lenses!" The trainer is confused at this. So, he goes to check the criminals file and finds that he does indeed wear contact lenses. The trainer is dumbfounded and asks: "how on earth did you find that out?!" The trainee replies: " it was easy. Since the criminal only has one eye and one ear, he must wear contact lenses!"
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