Intrigued


A man was walking along the beach when he saw bottle.Curious, he picked it up
and was wiping the sand off it whenout came a genie. "I will grant you three
wishes."he said.The man couldn't believe it. "First, I want one thousand dollars
in a Swiss bank account. Poof! The genie handed the man a piece of paper with
his account information on it. "Next, I want to be the smartest man in the
world."Poof! The man instantly became smart. "Now,I want to be irresistable to
women." Poof! The man was changed into a huge box of chocolates.

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